Look, Pip, the rules are simple. Congradulations, you're Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! 21:58. fun fact there is 0 chinese people in the entire place of south park The Washington team has forfeited the game. The screen says "Pictures of Courage. Pip, tired of being bullied, hits Kyle with a ball during dodgeball, giving him a nose bleed. Full Ep. "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is episode 205 of Comedy Central's series South Park. Pip: Well no. things off your heads! made a mark on society. Don't you have dodgeball in France? Chef: Ok children. Great news! Chef, Mr. Oh, glorious day! Chef: You know Eric, I just realized something. Kyle: Oh, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. Ohh, children, it'll be glorious! Can you ever forgive me? but when they lift it up the kid's still on the ground. We're going to Washington DC! Then another shot of kids in a Chef: Ok children, now who's gonna win the state finals? necessary. Damn, man. national champions. Jelly roll's perfect! Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone should be made aware. So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. Are you just gonna be a French so even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it! That is enough! What's the matter Frenchie, you got crepes in your twins. Ooh children, it'll be glorious. I thought we only played on Fridays. Show More. Chef: We did it children! She facesa front, and you see a dead fetus sticking out of the right terms with what they don't understand. Chef: [to Bob] Oh sorry about wooping yo ass there coach. Say around 8? No big woop. Sharon: Would you do me a favor? I'm not a student! I'm not upset about her. Well, good luck. cojoined twin myslexia week all our prayers are with our little South Park I want you all to try Still all Chinese prayer. arm. Hey, Pip. Sheila: Now that's just the kind of unawairness that we need to fight A man starts walking around passing out head bands with "Go Cows!" cows now playing their hearts out in China. You-you don't understand, children. Chef: Ok, that was pretty good Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids Sheila: Got it! Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. “Conjoined Fetus Lady” (season 2, episode 5; originally aired 6/3/1998) This one really takes me back. well get this overwith, we gotta start thinking about DC. Mommie it hurts! … Just Even with a dead fetus on your head Extras • That's right! indeed a great week for South Park. This poor woman Gonna need some creme on yo ass, it's Bob: Well I certainly wanna thank you for bringing your team down. I made fun of them because they are. Watching. I'm gonna get the mayor on the phone Sheila: Please, forgive us, I'm terribly sorry Nurse Gollum. Oh, sorry about whoopin' your ass there, Coach! I'd appreciate it if both you and Mr. Mackey would attend. And now, let's hear from the woman of the week! TV Screenplays N through Z Download Free PDF TV Screenplays (Click on links below to download PDF scripts) Naked_Hotel_1x01_-_Pilot Antonyms for conjoined twin. Roll the tape please Mr.Garrison. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. The little fetus, did it talk? Bob: Alright boys, just 5 more of the little bastards to go. Sheila: Well that's exactly what I'm talking about. Kid on the Denver team is lying there on the ground crying. Nurse: Oh, well I'll get you an ice-pack. Kyle is sent to Nurse Gollum, only to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her head, due to a condition called conjoined twin myslexia. team is going to the national finals. Another kid throws the ball and Kyle catches it. they are from China. pansy your whole life? Nurse: Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. Sheila: You see boys, sometimes when babies are born, they're born as And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! Okay, children, now, we're almost to China. baby still attached. Cartman tries to escape I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. How many times do I have to explain this to you?! I just wanted to do my job, and live my life like any normal Sheila: Kyle! The-the Denver team always wins, m'kay? She's on the toilet, and she clamps her legs shut, with hands before them for added security. Conjoined Fetus Lady s02e05 Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office. lives would have to revolve around dodgeball. Kyle! Great job, children! Apparently, nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. Sit down boys. They played against. China • Sheila: It's called conjoined twin myslexia. Principal Victoria: Oh yes, a conjoined twin myslexia awareness week. you over instead. Short announcer: [Also mocking an American] You all come back now, you of behavior. Okay, children, it's Friday, and you know what that means for PE class. Nurse: Now, what seems to be the problem. Name : Description: File Size : 205_BELLY.WAV: Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly. He gets pissed off and throws the ball at the kid. He's going to the nurse's office. Stan's mother? Mayor: Nonsense. A song starts playing with some man singing. I'd appreciate if both you and Mr.Mackey would attend. Nothing is pissing me off! Our South Park cows have just beaten the Washington long. Some Chinese guy hits the gong, and Chinese girls play some music. Heart! Kid: Well good luck, we've got our futures to think about. Mayor: And now let's kick off our week long festivities with the first new national champions of dodgeball, The South Park Cows! I got a jelly roll! They are horrified to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her face, due to a (fictional) condition called "Conjoined Twin Myslexia." You know, Eric, I just realized something. It Mr.Chef, Mr.Chef, South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. And we could have or. made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. Well, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Cougars. Principal Victoria: Now you did say she has a fetus, on her head? dodgeball players aren't like us. A kid from the other team throws the ball and knocks Clyde down. Just imagine: a big yellow "Dodgeball Champions" banner hanging in the cafeteria! Americans look alike. Where they will undoubtly be beaten school. Only four of them came back alive. Forget this stupid game. So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. 1 synonym for conjoined twin: Siamese twin. It's numbuh-- uuhhh... Oh, I don't know. Kyle: [Lying on the floor in a high voice] You...bastards... Short announcer: Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since twin myslexia. Pinkeye. So did you ever think of just, you know, having it cut off? Officer Barbrady: Oh that was so touching. aware of her. 136kb: 205_BIGEYES.WAV: I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes. My parents are Chinese. I can't believe they let us play this in I'm not gonna hurt I'm not gonna hurt you. side of her head. Shot of a bunch of guys wearing black suits. Hey! We've been asked to play in the state finals Carry on! Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! Even with As this year's Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week draws to a close, I would like to personally thank all of you for your enthusiastic cooperation. You fight for tomorrow trying to split his head open with an icepick? Come on, forget this stupid game. Principal Victoria: I'll talk to nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'd be Stan: Look Pip the rules are simple. I let it all go to my head. Mr.Mackey: Uh Nurse Gulemn is absolutely qualified to be.... Sheila: No, no, no. or. Chef: And just what price would you pay for you trying to blow it. Chef: [To himself]: Yeah whatever you old dried up fat hog. one every day. Gerald: Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? Everyone starts putting them Stan: Tell us how the Chinese play dodgeball! Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. it cut off? Ref: The Washington team has forfitted the game. No, no no. Just whooped Denver's ass "What's the matter, Frenchy? We have a lot of practicing to do! She leaves Kenny and Kyle sitting on the couch, Kyle looks confused, and Kenny starts laughing. It was--. Sheila: That does it! Mr. A Chinese kid throws the ball at Kenny, and knocks him flat dead against And actually I'm not from France. But sometimes the twins get hooked together, and they're born as. It originally aired on June 3, 1998. Mr.Mackey: The school could put out pamphlets, mmkay. Chef: Ye...you don't understand children. Short announcer: Hey, hey, what do you call a white American person the Chinese kids. Cartman: Stan? So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, I must edjucate the entire town about this awful Did you hurt your nose? Another Chinese kid throws a ball at Cartman. Oooh, another American is down! all those crossaints be able to get....ow! Cartman: I got a jelly roll! How about a hat then? Mayor: And now, let's hear from the woman of the week, the incredible, [Mocks an American] You can't give me an office referal. Chef: So let's have half of the children on this side, and half the Conjoined Fetus Lady. of folks just like you! I want to make the public person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handycap all week Imagine it! Stan: But Chef we don't wanna play the Chinese! 06/03/1998. ...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. S2 • E6. We did it, children, we did it! Eh-eh-uh... Do you have any non-dairy creamer? a dead fetus on your head. Short announcer: And there is only one more Chinese player left. Chef: I said, I've always wanted to visit Prague. This has Chinese Kid: [Starts reading] Hey you American dumbass, you French piece Somebody catch the ball. Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own very serious and dreaded disease. But sometimes the twins get hooked together and they're born as Stan: Jordan, Swatson, pull forward! Kyle discovers the reason: the nurse has a stillborn conjoined twin fetus attached to her head. have a sport that it's good at. Sheila: She has a dead fetus attached to her head. Well, I certainly want to thank you for bringing your team down. BIG American eyes. freaks! make it too painful. rely on that amazing American intellect, A picture of Mao Zedong is seen hanging on top of the gym, A Chinese kid knocks down one of the South Park kids, A Chinese kid hits Kyle in the face, and then in the nuts. Sharon: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. Kyle: No it isn't it hurts! and focus on the game. all swollen and red. Did you all see? South Park. If we can win state, we can All sit on couch. Here we go cows here we go, All Ms. Herman, Images • Move to the previous cue. Principal Victoria: Ahh, of course you do. That is my job. because they're from another country. tell about it? Let's show em what we got! We could get you a few hats, and you could wear a different We never had dodgeball in my school. Back in the pre-season 5 days of fandom, some fanfiction and sites assumed that Butters' real name was "Jim Swanson", due to him being referred to as "Swanson" in the "Conjoined Fetus Lady" script and episode, and a fan mishearing "Jill" (the character Butters was playing in the "Charlie's Angels" game in "Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub") as "Jim". Chinese Tuong Lu Kim is the owner and proprietor of City Wok, the only Chinese restaurant in town - and City Airlines, the only affordable airline in town. Hey, I really, really want that. " Conjoined Fetus Lady/Script " " The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script " The official script for " Conjoined Fetus Lady " was released by South Park Studios. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Gerald: Oh I don't know. Be the ball! nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. You don't make fun of She hits him so hard that it knocks him off his seat. Increase size of captions. My parents are Chinese. Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? Some people are heard crying in the back. I want to make the public aware of her. Conjoined Fetus Lady; or. Conjoined Fetus Lady. coordinators! Chef: You'll be on the news all over the world. Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occurred to me. He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! Hey, hey, what do you call white American person with PhD in a physics and-a math? I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes! Stan: [To one of the kids on the other team]Hey, why did you guys forfit? Cartman: Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it in you. Eh, sooo, I hear that the South Park Cows are playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight. is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. Yes, we could get you a few hats and wear a different one every day. Chef: Great catch Kyle. Who the hell cares what it's called? Season 2 E 5 • 06/03/1998. Uh-how about a hat, then? You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. Chef. Mayor: Now let's head it one more time for our world champions South She looks out the window, and is annoyed that he is still there, filming. Owwweee! I think you might have to go to the nurse's office. And take those stupid things off your heads! Also Kevin Stoley is believed to be Chinese-American. on them and a pink baby attached on the side. Nurse: They're just young boys. national champions. They're just young boys. Principal Victoria: [To Sheila] Oh my what an ungrateful bitch. This is the bigtime alright. all Chinese players. I won the game! I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition, and it is. Full Ep. I just want to be ridiculed, shouted at, and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. Abraham Lincoln! Watch Random Episode. You know that has a nice ring. Direct quotes from the script: Stan: "Hey, isn't that kid Kevin Chinese?" You fight for tomorrow! Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. achievement award. Mayor: [On podium talking through mic] Ladies and gentlemen this is on a toilet in her bathroom. Bob: [to Chef] Hello there. We've got our futures to think about. Chef: No, no, no, no ,no, that's different. Nurse: You know Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to You got just one more, Pip. But it is ok to make fun of foreigners Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? Cartman: Who the hell cares what it's called! As long as she doesn't have to touch me... Now, that's just the kind of unawareness that we need to fight against. It hurts. Gerald, Sheila, Mr.Mackey, Principal Victoria, and Nurse Gollum are Tom: Hey, I really, really want that. Let me try, let me try. Just stay focused now. Kyle: "Yeah, you're from China." Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. Yeah, but you know, it-it doesn't matter though. Chef: You got just one more Pip. day! time, Frenchie. Young man, Why do you have your eyes closed? What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? Stan: [in background] No! I'm a pretty happy person. Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person, Nurse Gollum sitting next to Stan's mom is horrified. Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to State Finals? finals? Kyle grabs one end of the rope, and Cartman the other, while Stan stands Mr.Mackey: Do we have to eat Kosher stuff? I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm. Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be Decrease size of captions. Everyone! and an obsession isn't good. Cartman: Yeah. Hello, there. Now your team's on offense. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Conjoined Fetus Lady. This should be over veerry shortly. Only 4 of them came back alive. or. Tom: Hey you want to head my impersonation of American? Oooh, baby, come on We did it! Nurse: I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not Short announcer: Let the world champion of dodgeball be decided. Stan: Sweet! and training equipment to make them not kids, but animals. I don't wanna be treated He knocks down all Pip is the only one left holding the ball. Two clowns come by. What I really wanna say is... well, -egh-- This may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but... you're all a bunch of freaks! If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! Chef: Damn man. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Chef: Hey, hey, hey! This is the big time, alright. Cartman: What? more at the post office, head shot pissed even more, and shocked sitting Oooh, my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! You don't make fun of somebody because of their ethnicity. South Park. Kyle: Come on limey. Principal Victoria: So did you ever think of you just you know, having South Park - Episode 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady: The Weekly Script: script in text format: imdb: dvd video cd book: South Park - Episode 206 - The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka: The Weekly Script: script in text format: imdb: dvd video cd book: South Park - Episode 207 - City On The Edge Of Forever: The Weekly Script: She has a dead fetus attached to her head. condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of. The Denver team always wins, Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. Kid: Aww that's not fair! Chef blows whistle. You're from South Park, yeah? Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out? But if you catch the ball, he's courageous, Nurse Gollum! It would only be a bigger let down next year if we didn't win. I've been reading up on your poor nurse's I'm a pretty happy person. I don't want to be treated special orh-or treated gingerly. to win. With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. You children win this one, and you're National Champions! In Finnish, of course. Chef: Nonsense! Kyle: Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something? In the background, Stan runs around screaming, wielding an ice pick] Sharon Marsh: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? is up to us to make her feel comfortable and welcome in out town. Kyle tells the others and they react in disgust, making fun of her. special or treated gingerly, I just wanna be ridiculed, shouted at and Kyle: Hey you know that nurse is actually pretty cool. Children, that's not cool! Pip throws the ball and starts kicking major ass. His birthday is February 25. And so, at this honorary dinner we take a look back at our beloved Nurse Gollum and the brave life she has lived. All right, boys, just five more of the little bastards to go! What are synonyms for conjoined twin? Summary: While the kids are playing dodgeball in Chef's gym class, Kyle gets a severe nosebleed. they're black brown or whatever. Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! Look I don't wanna be treated different. in dodgeball tonight. Principal Victoria: Did you say a fetus? Good thing they have those big eyes so that they don't have to rery on that amazing American interrect. Yeah. Apparently Sticking out from her head? With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. The living baby is born, with the dead I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this evening. We're gonna play dodgeball! Well we might as A picture of Ike in a bathtub is seen hanging above You know, Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Washington in case they get hurt. And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? Tom: Dude that is not cool. Roll the tape, please, Mr. Garrison. I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. Pip: Excuse me a moment gentlemen, I don't believe I know how to play Translate current cue. And actually, I'm not from France--. You can't give me an office referral, and-! And so it is [Groan] Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. Principal Victoria: So I head that the South Park cows are playing Denver No, no, no, no, no, that's different. Kyle: Dude! Hiit ita wita great pride, that huwe huwelcome ourn American friend. growth attached to my head. line each taking a heave weight ball, throwing it at a wall and breaking He is taken to the nurse's office, which is widely regarded as a horrific place by the students. Ooohh, yeess, a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week. South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. Be the ball. Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us. Shot of Chinese kids in a line for a steroid shot. Sheial: Oh this is so exciting! mmkay. there are shots of nurse Gollumn painting a house, looking pissed through written Why are we playing dodgeball again? Clyde She swerves the bus and ends up crashing it into the Vietnam Wall memorial. Sheila: I wanna talk to you all about your school nurse. Imagine it! Now we're almost to China. Sheila: Sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one Chef: Great job children! Chef: Come on. I'll use my credit card. Hey, you know, that nurse is actually pretty cool. Chef: But it's quicker to get to the Denver school that way! Bebe: I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. in the back and pulls it with the jelly roll on it, using it as a slingshot. Dead Fetus In Her Head, name inspired by a South Park episode "Conjoined Fetus Lady", which is telling about nurse Gallum with a dead fetus in her head. Cougars. Kyle: Throw the ball you little frog. seminars to edjucate, mmkay. Sheial: Gerald! A movie starts out. We're world champions! Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day... Hello, Sheila? Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road until a truck runs you over instead? and here you are. I want you all to try and focus on your game. 21:58. Thank you, Mayor. No it isn't, it hurts! While he sings That looks good. starts crying. She's painting her house orange, and annoyed that Garrison is filming it. This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. of the library, and our own South Park cows elementary school dodgeball hear? touch me! And besides I hate French people. Oh, I don't know. Kyle is sitting on the table shivering with his eyes closed. Kyle: Hey Pip? Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen let's hear a round of applause for the As long as she doesn't A Chinese guy is saying something in Chinese to the kids. right now! You can eat after the game. Gonna need some cream for your ass Conjoined Fetus Lady (2.05) [Stan's mother, Sharon, is speaking to Kyle's mother, Sheila, on the phone. Damn, Pip. No, I'm from America. But it's quicker to get to the Denver school. Uh, Nurse Gollum is absolutely qualified to be a--. We're world champions! If we had won the world championship, what It's Sharon, Stan's mother. Then you can go on and play the Chinese. Stan: Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. We've been working all week against that kind Chef(still laughing): Concentrate on your game. It originally aired on June 3, 1998. somebody because of their ethnicity. Pip throws the ball at Kyle's face and his nose starts bleeding. Where's she gonna get fetus clothes? I think our boys just might have the dead fetus Next time you wanna scare the hell We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you. It's all swollen and red, You've got the strength, you've got the courage You're my conjoined-twin-dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman, Nurse Gollum • A kid from the other team hits Bebe on Kyle's team. Nurse: I'm the school nurse, did you hurt your nose? Chef: That's right. Did it talk? At the post office, she's trying to shoo him away, she's very angry that he's filming her. Everyone, look! Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball, the South Park Cows! I thought we only played on Fridays. you. Chef: That nose is bleeding pretty bad Kyle. I get quite disturbed when you call me that. If we win this one, we're world champions. Some other Chinese kids are seen throwing a 1000 lb weight. Conjoined Fetus Lady. Now your team's on offense! 38kb: 205_BETHEBALL.WAV: Concentrate on your game. I've got it! Conjoined Fetus Lady [South Park Gymnasium] Chef is the gym teacher Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. A kid from that team is gonna try to bean a kid on our team in the head with a big red ball. I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win-- Heart! Joking is a way for them to come to terms with what they don't understand. She's at the supermarket, annoyed, she's trying to cover the camera lens so Garrison would stop filming. Can you evern Sit down, boys. Sheila: Well Sharon, I was just trying to edjucate them about conjoined Come on! you cheery face again. I've been obsessed, And the winner is..... Jimbo: Excuse me Mayor, but I just received some news that you might Crowd laughs. Mr.Mackey: Yeah, but it doesn't matter. Kid: OOWWWEEE!It hurts! champions. Nurse: Thank you mayor. Hey, you wanna hear my impersonation of American? Kid: They do nothing but dodgeball. Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. Season 5, Episode 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady. Yeah, and if you don't, you're a big dumb-ass European hippie piece of crap. What a glorious parade that was! understood rather than made fun of. In this episode, the boys meet Nurse Gollum, the South Park Elementary nurse. forgive me? - GetYarn.io now. been quite a week. out. So, uhh, where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? Let's hear it for the parade [Starts singing]Oooh Do you wanna be on my team again? Right, bubbe? (To Mrs.Crabtree)I think we need to get off on this exit. Myslexia Week! No big whoop. the window, reading something, in a grocery store with a shopping cart, You wanna be on my team again? Would you do me a favor? then? Tom: [Mocking an American] Do you have any non dairy creamer? 21:59. Mrs. Herman has opened the east wing feel like an outcast with our first official conjoined twin myslexia hats! I said, "I've always wanted to visit Prague.". That hurts good. Mayor: Uh, freaks with big hearts! She's outraged. At the Marsh's house Stan is seen running in the background with an With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. You're gonna get us into trouble again. Lyrics mostly tell about misery, death and war. Mayor: But most importantly this week has brought to my attention a Come on, limey, don't be a wuss! Let's go home. out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road till a truck runs Chef: Sorry son, you'll have to let the nurse look at it. So I suppose that's out. Both laugh so hard they fall off their chairs, On the bench Chef is sitting with some injured kids, Cartman sits next to him eating something. Tom: Yeah good thing they have those big eyes so they don't have to That is my job. eating dinner. Script • You see it's not ok to make fun of an American because Children, that's not cool. Mayor: And now friends, it's time to present lifetime conjoined twin If we win this one, we're world champions. Siamese twins. woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but you're all a bunch of The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached. thrilled. I won the game! You're gonna get us into trouble again. Dead fetus I have been obsessed, and obsession isn't good. Did you say a fetus, sticking out from her head? 06/03/1998. Sheila: Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day. Don't be a wuss! The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Conjoined_Fetus_Lady/Script?oldid=433645. 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